AWKWARDLY AWKWARD.

  • News in Britain: Stamps have gone up 14 pence
  • News in Canada: Moose on the loose downtown
  • News in America: Cannibal eats man's face
  • Britain: wat.
  • News in America: Man throws intestines at police
  • Britain: wat
  • News in America: Man eats roommate's heart and brain
  • News in Canada: Porn star murders lover and mails body parts to government headquarters.
  • Britain: Shit Canada.
  • America: You fucked up.
Via Real or Not Real?

petewentzemolobster:

nailed it



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adulter:

my sister did the sign of the cross with her left hand and my mum screamed at both of us

Via 私はオタクです

Being the first one to wake up at a sleepover.

pleasedontleadmeon:

Via */Art thou mad?/*










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truekawaiiprincess:

swaggie:

Google Translator singing Boyfriend

I CANT FGBVDTFGGBRTG OH MY FRICKING OGODOGFDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Via insomnia.


(Source: lovelye93)



flysaway:

LOOOOLS. IS THIS THE NEW EP? 

(Source: -everdeen)


Via insomnia.

Anonymous asked: Dear Silver, you make me go asjkldsdkjl c:

dear anon, YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE, THE WAY THAT YOU FLIP YOUR GREYBALDNESS GETS ME OVERWHELMED, THE WAY YOU SMILE AT THE GROUND IT AIN’T HARD TO TELL; YOU DON’T KNOW OH OH YOU DON’T KNOW YOU’RE BEAUTIFUL.


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