AWKWARDLY AWKWARD.

internetexplorers:

if a boy calls you “Hot” he’s looking at your body me

if he calls you “Pretty” he’s looking at your face me

if he says “You’re beautiful” he’s looking at your soul me

nicotinebatch:

veiledsentiments:

iknowitsmad:

i’m not even kidding when i say there is this statue on a square here that’s supposed to be santa claus with a christmas tree but everyone calls it the buttplug gnome

Correction, it was the entire idea of the artist to make it look like a buttplug. 

welcome to the Netherlands

dorkstrider:

kurlozmakara:

if u ever want to stop having feelings just masturbate b/c at the peak of orgasm the human brain is incapable of processing emotion

inspirational

(Source: eridanampora)

holyshitsouthpark:

dearborns:

foxnewsofficial:

they should replace hospital gowns with colourful mexican ponchos because they’re kinda similar and no one could be sad 

if we’re gonna die let’s die looking like a peruvian folk band

(Source: foxnewsofficial)

hatoful-boxcars:

using low level pokemon as sacrifices to stall so you can heal the pokemon you actually give a shit about

repeating-serenity:

my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”