AWKWARDLY AWKWARD.

gcart: My first one, it was too damn cute to not do!...

Wed, 22 May 2013 08:33:14 -0400

gcart:

My first one, it was too damn cute to not do! Sandysaur!

death-by-lulz: This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com...

Wed, 22 May 2013 08:32:54 -0400

death-by-lulz:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

nvdisbitch: roxys-ass: johnscowlick: what have i done You...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:37:49 -0400

nvdisbitch:

roxys-ass:

johnscowlick:

what have i done

You made a vagina that licks you back

LOL. What is this.

meancream: aprilfoolromance: WIGGLYNINE. Huehuehuehuehue. I...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:37:31 -0400

meancream:

aprilfoolromance:

WIGGLYNINE. Huehuehuehuehue. I wanted to do this too x]

I’ve also done Magnesect but I’ll post that a bit later tonight cause it’s special and will have a written part to it, teehee :3

I WANT TO CUDDLE IT TO DEATH.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 23:37:07 -0400

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Tue, 21 May 2013 23:36:14 -0400

wtfshiroko: Radioactive (Music Box Version) - Imagine...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:35:41 -0400

wtfshiroko:

Radioactive (Music Box Version) - Imagine Dragons

by JoshuaSaundersMusic

HIS FOOT WORK

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:34:45 -0400

HIS FOOT WORK

meme-spot: Good guy professor, where can I found one?

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:33:51 -0400

meme-spot:

Good guy professor, where can I found one?

extrasad: i really wanna kiss you and be cute with you and fall asleep in your arms and go on...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:33:42 -0400

extrasad:

i really wanna kiss you and be cute with you and fall asleep in your arms and go on stupid dates but i also sort of want to light you on fire and throw myself into traffic so idk

benedictedcumberbabeof221: mighty-thor-of-assgard: danniauttumns: ser-merlin-of-valyria: tumblr...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:51:06 -0400

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

mighty-thor-of-assgard:

danniauttumns:

ser-merlin-of-valyria:

tumblr has fallen

david karp is dead

yahoo is coming

your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.

it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:

“the ministry has fallen

scrimgeour is dead

they are coming.”

eldenrootsofyggdrasil: you know this song. every...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:51:05 -0400

eldenrootsofyggdrasil:

you know this song.

every word.

every syllable.

every letter.

every accent.

every punctuation.

every pause.

every beat.

every time signature.

always reblog.

forever.

starksexual: i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:45:53 -0400

starksexual:

i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it

Denmark

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:45:06 -0400

katyissuperwholocked:

superwhoavengehobbitpotterlock:

You are allowed to drink when you’re 16.

You are allowed in clubs when you’re 18.

You receive free education.

You receive economic support while studying.

You enjoy free hospitalization.

You’ll be correctly informed by objective news channels.

“This is Lisa Marie and myself at a hospital in Budapest,...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:44:11 -0400

“This is Lisa Marie and myself at a hospital in Budapest, and I saw this little kid, his name was Farkas. He was very sick, he was green in the face, but he had this, this glow and this sparkle in his eye. I asked this nurse, ‘What’s wrong with this kid?’. She said that he needs a liver, so I said, ‘Does that mean he’s gonna die?’. She said ‘Yes, he’s gonna die, unless he gets a liver.’ I said ‘I’m not gonna let him die, this sweet sweet angel. No matter what it takes, I’m gonna find a liver for him.’

So I sent my organization around the world, we went all over the place. It took a long time and I said ‘I’m not giving up, I’m not gonna have this child die.’ I was so happy when I got a phone call, they told me that we found a liver. And, he has his life, and I’m so proud that I could help him.”

softlokiwarmlokilittleballofsass: in french today we were talking about celebrities that we admire...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:42:42 -0400

softlokiwarmlokilittleballofsass:

in french today we were talking about celebrities that we admire and i said misha collins and nobody knew who i was talking about so my teacher googled him and put this photo up

and the whole class went quiet and from the back of the room we just heard this tiny ‘oh my god’

gatzzby: hannahsneakers: why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books i mean best...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:42:31 -0400

gatzzby:

hannahsneakers:

why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books

i mean

best male/female character

best antagonist

best plot development

best plot twist

come on

#book you threw across the room the hardest

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:42:16 -0400

sourwolf:

it’s ironic that tumblr loves a film about how exciting and amazing it is to be outside

#well she didn’t have wifi so outside was the next best thing

youwishangelfish: Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:41:34 -0400

youwishangelfish:

Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 21:41:19 -0400